BSTF #574, The "Satisfaction" Guaranteed Show

Get out the big red straps, Seekers! In pursuit of my continuing "Therapy through Agony" studies, here's another deepdive immersion in the ol' Titan Submersible of Slack--and look out for rolling stones, because 'Satisfaction' IS guaranteed, in a shockingly LITERAL sense! We take a froptastic voyage through this monolithic rock standard as a mob of mad musical scientists claw their way under its hood, hell-bent on deconstructing, defiling, and/or desecrating those familiar imprinted notes into horrific new forms. Ah, good times...YES! Prepare yourself for "Satisfaction" as blasted from the warped brains of these artists:

Showbiz Pizza Palace's animatronic Rockafire Explosion
Camarata & His Seductive Strings
The T-Bones
Dora Hall
The Living Guitars
José Feliciano
The Philly "Pops" String Band
Otis Redding
Peter Nero
Phyllis Diller
DEVO
DEVO's E-Z Listening Version
King Uszniewicz & His Uszniewicztones
Television
Doktor Bugsy Parker & His Funky-Butt Buzzard Band
The Residents

NOTE: "Bob"'s SlackTime Funhouse is NOT liable for residual earworms or brainworms. Just try to sue "Bob"!